Baltimore Comicon

I was invited to a Comic Book Convention (Comicon) this weekend. It is the reason that I saw a Sonic the Hedgehog on the light rail en route to the Cookoff de Chilicon and the reason that I know that Lou Ferrigno does not wash his hands after using the lavatory.

Which reminded me that a wedding I was at in the Square State, I was chastised for washing my hands post-bladder-relief by a real live cowboy:

"If you wash your hands it means your dick is dirty."

This is from the same man, who, when asked what he was feeling before marrying the girl who was carrying his twin babies, said:

"It's just another party."

Yee-haw.