Man, Charm City was supposed to be the dangerous one, but now Denver has played host to an NFL player being gunned down before Christmas and now a crazy emperor-wannabe assailing Cap Hill.
I say we put future threats in a blender with an iPhone for good measure.
Monday, July 16, 2007
Updates of Fatness - II
July 16th
weight: 275.0 lbs
waist: 47.5 in
l. arm: 16.0 in
l. calf: 17.75 in
My increase in calf circum. must be from all the ladies I was kicking off at a Shifty Wedding. Cougars and Kittens alike were giving my profile the eye, and my butt the "accidental" pat.
It just goes to show that as age goes up, so does fatness, yet, so does a female's desperation.
I also got wicked sun-burnt, so maybe they thought I was drunk with inhibitions nil.
weight: 275.0 lbs
waist: 47.5 in
l. arm: 16.0 in
l. calf: 17.75 in
My increase in calf circum. must be from all the ladies I was kicking off at a Shifty Wedding. Cougars and Kittens alike were giving my profile the eye, and my butt the "accidental" pat.
It just goes to show that as age goes up, so does fatness, yet, so does a female's desperation.
I also got wicked sun-burnt, so maybe they thought I was drunk with inhibitions nil.
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