Oh boy.

I mentioned AJ Hawk and the relationship he has with Norte Dame's Quarterback's sister.

He got drafted.
He got married to her.
In a courthouse in Green Bay.

Que romantica, Hawk.

Rumor has it she was wearing the chimera jersey when she signed the license. The jersey later went for 80 million dollars on ebay, and thrown in as a mystery prize was a grilled cheese sandwich which had the Green Bay G on it, thought to be holy and of course made with Wisconsin cheese.

AJ is the only man in history to record a sack on a brother-sister duo, so, this Bud is for Hawk.

The clip featuring Hawk, Bush, and Bloom (yellow and gold, for 2 seconds)...it is amazing they got into college, given the extensive vocabulary demonstrated in this rivoting piece that shows a lot of huge men running around very quickly.

I hear AIDS is still uncured. However, Reggie Bush's TD draught is not.


Fantastic.

Terrific.

Or, as our friends to the south might type,

Que Gloria.

I should have

played football.

Why is so much money poured into getting the youth of america stronger and faster so that a ball can be carried on a field?

We could have cured AIDS by now if College Football didn't exist.

This diatribe was inspired by a 48 million dollar workout facility.

This diatribe is in no way related to the fact that my ex-girlfriend wanted me to wear her former boyfriends' linebacking jerseys when we made out or to the fact that she is now dating Jeremy Bloom.

And yes, I put the apostrophe in the right place. She dated an outside linebacker first, then the middle. The same order she uses silverware at her fancy restaurants where she only eats half the meal for which she pays nothing.