Quiz time, children.
True or False: An orchidometer measures orchids.
True or False: Orchids bloom in your pants.
True or False: A dog can be an author on a refereed paper.
True or False: An alternative and more appropriate name for the paper just linked is "Eat My Balls."
Answer Key:
False
Perhaps (They bloom in mine.)
True
Perhaps
I accidentally was looking at the PDF at 400%, and thought I had some catching up to do.
Before going out to bars to cruise chicks, I view it at 10%.
Before going out to bars to cruise dudes, I view it at 5%.
