Updates of Fatness

July 2nd
weight: 278.5 lbs
waist: 48.0 in
l. arm: 15.0 in
l. calf: 17.0 in

July 9th
weight: 274.5 lbs
waist: 47.5 in
l. arm: 16.0 in
l. calf: 17.0 in

I haven't been super strict, and I'm sure the l.arm measurement is artificial, b/c no one gains an inch on a cold measurement of a bicep in one week unless they were bitten in the tricep by a western diamondback.

My uncle, at a dinner last week, upon seeing me for the first time in a long time, said, "It seems you've gotten larger on us."

ft: "Yes."
uncle: Is it all that seafood out there.
ft: "Yes."

In truth, I only ate seafood once, and it was only 16 oz of shrimp, so I doubt that translated to a 40 lb weight gain. But, I'll let these Westerners believe that every morning I check the crab pots and buy Old Bay Seasoning in kegs.

When in truth I'm in Chipotle so often the managers fight over my attendance at their particular franchise.