Thursday, October 11, 2007

My new pick up line

ft: Hey, baby. Are you a piece of art?
Woman: I, uh-
ft: [ <3 *kiss* ]

fin

Inspired by her.

If only OJ had Onstar

This is pretty smart - but will Big Brother turn it against us? Telling us where we can go and who we can see when they aren't fit to wipe the spit off my boot?

And in other news, I have an inguinal hernia. It was caused by training for the 1/2 marathon because my unsupported balls are so freakin' big.

Just ask the nurse practitioner that diagnosed me.

The haunting.