You sit around in a robe all day and you get paid more than the president. Shut up.

I have to wear jeans (tight, for the ladies) and think really hard all day, and I'm only making 10% what they're making.

And what were you doing your first year after getting your undergrad degree?

If your answer is "getting paid while getting laid," you're not so much cool as you are a prostitute.

Or, a lucky debutante marrying up after four sorority-drunk years of college.

I'm really bummed they did not reference "De Niro in Brazil" when they mentioned Spiderman and Batman, but this is the sign of the pop (goes the weasel) culture in which we live.

-Ignatius J.