My kid's name is Intestinal Fortitude.

If you thought having a niece named Zipporah, and a nephew named Arrow was too much, imagine your favorite sports hero being named Will Power.

Yeah, Wiki has him too.

It is enough to make me send little Zip and little Arrow to Austraila and then bomb the place.

And in case you are wondering, my first born will be named "fantastic" (lowercase f on purpose) and my second child named "Warren." Just kidding. You know the rest, and I'm only having dos ninos.