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I think before Dwight Freeny even suited up on Sunday this was posted.

Lisfranc may be renamed the Law-Freeny fracture.

In fact, in my house, in my blog, it will be.

-Bone Swarr to the Frenchies

Quote of the year (if you're in Miami)

CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) -- Minutes after watching the Miami Heat miss shot after shot in another uninspiring performance that ended in a 91-76 loss to the Charlotte Bobcats, coach Pat Riley was asked what he could do to generate some offense.

"Me? Play. I guarantee you I should suit up. I'd play better than some of them right now," Riley said Tuesday night. "I guarantee it. I swear to God. With an old hip and 62 years old and I can't see, I'll play better than some of my guys tonight. Come on, they were pretty bad."

Source.

And Simeon Rice is back with the colts. Back with Dungy. Lisfranc sounds like it hurts, and that is what stopped Freeny's swimming.

Cate Blanchett is hotter as a man. Hit the Harmonica.

Parody.


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There Will Be Me in the Theater

There Will Be Blood - Trailer

Posted Sep 08, 2007

A story about family, greed, religion, and oil, centered around a turn-of-the-century Texas prospector in the early days of the business.

He did it again. So haunting. I gotta change my pants.

I just rented out the entire theater....

Listen: if you have even seen me within the last decade you know that one of my favorite directors in film is Paul Thomas Anderson. Also, if you were any where near me after the Academy Awards when Adrian Brody won for the pianist, you have noticed my hand all stitched up from punching BOmura's 80 inch big screen tv because Brody winning the prize for "learning how to play piano - sort of" meant that a man who portrayed Bill The Butcher, who scared the snot out of me in a 10 second trailer of GOFNY doing nothing but raising his arms as if to say "You want a piece of this?" - did not.

Well, Paul Thomas Anderson (PTA) and Daniel Day-Lewis (DDL) are making a movie called "There Will Be Blood." Which is exactly what's going to happen if DDL is snubbed again. Guaranteed, he will be NOMINATED for Best Actor -Academy Award- for this role. Whether those fat toads in the voting booth will give him the nod or decide to watch "The Departed" again is out of my control.

I saw the poster for "There Will be Blood" when I went to see Wes Anderson's "Bengal Lancer" film. Not bad. Natalie Portman sort of ruined it for me, but less so than what she did to "Garden State." But what Natalie Portman ruined, "Sweet Lime" girl more than recovered. Geemony.