Technology pinch

I will get you more details later, but I decided to pull an all nighter at Charm City U tonight. I want to go to sleep very very badly, but I do not have an alarm. I need an alarm because I have to go determine 40% of my epidemiology grade in 3 hours or so. "Use your cell phone," you say, but alas, my cell phone alarm and reminder function doesn't work anymore - just ask the epidemiology lecture I missed.

So, my only recourse is to Google "Internet Alarm Clock."

If nothing turns up, I am going to go move the microwave from the faculty kitchen into my office and set the timer for an hour or two.

"Sleep on the kitchen floor like a dog," you say, but I tell no - Kitchen floor's are for sexual debuts, not naps.

I just tried this but alas a pop-up window was blocked, and then additional plugins were required, etc etc.

I'll go sleep on the kitchen floor like a dog - a dirty, mangy, virgin dog.