She is sweet.
But is her blog fantastic? Terrific?
A barrel of monkeys?
I think ______ .
a) So.
b) Not.
c) Therefore I am.
d) Pagina.
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
Monday, November 05, 2007
Square State Slump
So, here it is: The Tough Times. Within a period of a week or so:
1) Rockies Swept Away in the Series
2) Broncos get jacked by old man Favre in OT
2.5)Broncos get jacked by the Lions - specifically a 340 lb Lion that has a log for a stiff arm.
3) The Ultimate Frisbee team loses nationals.
4) The emperor passed on his clothes.
1) Rockies Swept Away in the Series
2) Broncos get jacked by old man Favre in OT
2.5)Broncos get jacked by the Lions - specifically a 340 lb Lion that has a log for a stiff arm.
3) The Ultimate Frisbee team loses nationals.
4) The emperor passed on his clothes.
Is it hypocrisy if you declare you have been converted?
Please see the comment below on the Posting "Various Shizz."
I think I want to Buy One Get One in terms of an XO giving laptop.
Also, to the lady who was pissed because I just took her load of laundry out when it had been sitting in the drier for an hour: kiss my naughty spot. I don't give a frick if your bras are black on the outside and hot pink on the inside of the cup, or padded so much it is bulletproof.
I remember the first time I had to unload a drier before its rightful owner had come back. It was in the basement of Kitt West, and I reached in their and thought it was funny that someone put a hanger into the drier, and then shook off my abstinence-only education and realized it was an underwire. Then, true to form, as it was tonight, as it always is, she returned just as I was putting the load onto the top of the drier.
"What are you doing?"
"I postulated that only fat girls wore D's - and the proof is in the pudding - which you must've eaten before coming down here."
Yep - quite the charmer for a misogynist.
I think I want to Buy One Get One in terms of an XO giving laptop.
Also, to the lady who was pissed because I just took her load of laundry out when it had been sitting in the drier for an hour: kiss my naughty spot. I don't give a frick if your bras are black on the outside and hot pink on the inside of the cup, or padded so much it is bulletproof.
I remember the first time I had to unload a drier before its rightful owner had come back. It was in the basement of Kitt West, and I reached in their and thought it was funny that someone put a hanger into the drier, and then shook off my abstinence-only education and realized it was an underwire. Then, true to form, as it was tonight, as it always is, she returned just as I was putting the load onto the top of the drier.
"What are you doing?"
"I postulated that only fat girls wore D's - and the proof is in the pudding - which you must've eaten before coming down here."
Yep - quite the charmer for a misogynist.
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