Look, mom, both hands.

I'm learning all sorts of stuff.

Ambidexterity.

Unassisted triple play, and Troy's confusion.

I want to train my kids to speak two languages, use of either hand for anything, and to party hard no matter what. This should help them become flash in the pan celebrities.

Any father would be proud.

Bea Arthur and the Trekkies and my physics professor

So once upon a time a man read this about TV Taboos, which features a lot of Star Trek and Golden Girls and Jason Bateman.

Then he scrunched up his nose, put a finger to his glasses, and angrily typed out the following, and then went to teach his Physics class at CU Boulder:

"First Bisexuals: Star Trek's 1967 episode "The Trouble With Tribbles" features Tribbles, adorable fuzzy creatures who reproduce constantly and swing both ways. Some would argue that Tribbles were also television's first Furries.

Actually they were asexual and reproduced through parthenogenesis. You really should do your research if you're going to write an article like this.

Dr. McCoy said that they were born pregnant and that they'd reproduce if they were fed enough."

Here's to Ashton

1. To celebrate @aplusk getting 1 million and the subsequent death of Twitter.

2. Never again the whole quantities on an empty stomach.

Twitter: Sure, this room is full of people who have followers...

but no one is getting laid with the Weezer-wannabe motif. Especially sweater vest guy on the right.

Another reason to stay in the boat.

His thoughts are transparent
In head o'er one heart calloused
To the cares of the surface-
In preference for the deep.

I call him clear-headed-fishy-fish,
because his head is clear like water,
and he is a fish,
like the kind that in the water.

- George W. Bush

Your choice II.

Read the Daily Sentinel's front page or pretty much any other po-dunk paper in the world's front page at Newseum.

Your choice.

You can either open up the Sunday Sears ad or look at this guy to see a tool.

A link between two links suggested by GMAIL

Say it in with your l's being r's and your r's being w's and darn it, if it doesn't sound like a study by the Hollywood Chinese (who made Barack look better than he is so that he could get in and soften up our defenses so we can be annihilated by nukes and those tiny motors in all those trinket-toys!)

"American women love markdowns and tend to shop impulsively."

Source 1

Source 2

Feel free to send this as a forward to your hyper-conservative parents. I will be sure to have my liberal elite friends who control the tubes in serial fashion to re-edit Snopes.com for veracity validation vindication.

Hypocrite!

So I found when typing in a web-address in my iPhone that "~" was not available.

I remember sometimes seeing sites with a %7e instead of a tilde.

I found this site to confirm that business.

Then realized that for a guy who advocates not using "~", he frickin' used a tilde in his web address.

He probably texts messages to his own Facebook wall during movies that I'm in as well.

Jay-hole.

Giving back

I just edited my first Wikipedia article:
I changed "failture" to "failure."

No please. Don't thank me.

1984 is 25 years old

I think I got every reference in this 1984 Superbowl ad - which is pretty good for being 2 years old when it aired.

As a side note: My dad once dated the woman athlete in the ad. Well one date. She was too handsy and he is a man of principle - do the math. One date.