One Square

I'm glad Sheryl Crow adopted and did not taint the Armstrong line with bad genes.

One Square.

I cannot do it. I remember hearing some of my (disgusting) ROTC friends describe how to use one square in the battle field, and it involved saving a corner of the square to clean underneath your finger nail when you were done cleaning things up with your index finger wearing the rest of the square as a skirt (or maybe a skort!).

Here are the only two ways I could succeed on Ms. Crow's WC recommendation:

1) I get a can the size of hers and only eat Tour de France approved Liqui-gels and jalapenos laden corn, OR
2) Only use one square of tp the size of the Square State.

Here's looking at you, Colo"rad"o.