Saturday, January 05, 2008

Moustache Round up

So, I shaved the beard, and to see how it would fare, sported a moustache for the last few days. The following has been my burden:

1) Being confused with a Chicago cop.
2) Being called "Lester the Molester."
3) Being called "Li'l Dave" (a crack by my father relating me to Li'l Bush and my uncle Dave)
4) Having it called a "molestache"
5) My niece punching me in the nuts.
6) Being confused with "the guy from There Will Be Blood."
7) Being confused with "the guy from No Country for Old Men."
8) Being confused with "the guy from Charlie Wilson's War."
9) Being confused with "the guy from The Ford Commercial" (Formula One Frank)
10) Being confused with my father, circa 1986.

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