Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Horse collars, punters, and returners! Oh my!

I miss football so freakin' much!

Tampa Bay has gotten its first kick return for a touchdown - ever. Devin Hester reportedly sent Michael Spurlock this note:

"Dear Spurlocker,

I wish I could have had the Bears' first. OH well. I"ll just settle for having their most.

And I slept with your wife.

Love,
Anytime"

Confidence, and the substance to back it up, is what makes Hester better than Sauerbrun, who, keeps falling down when trying to tackle pure speed.


Oh, and the horse-collar tackle rocks! I wish I had grip strength like Williams.

[insert masturbation joke ]

-unfinished terrific

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