How to change text box font in Adobe Acrobat Professional

In the spirit of an earlier post (like anyone reads this shizz anyway), I have found something that has changed my life with respect to going digital. I have been making notes on the electronic versions of course lecture notes. Using the hotkeys, you can make text boxes by just hitting "x" or pull out boxes by just hitting "p". However, the text was huge and was frustrating because it was not monospace, so sentences did not seem to line up well which pissed me off. Right off.

So, here's how to adjust the text size and get it monospace:

however I can sum this answer up in a few words.

1) Go to Edit
2) select preferences (at bottom)
3) the go to general
4) then pick "use single key accelerators"

5) after all that (I am not sure if its required) you would highlight the text you want to change and press ctrl + e and you should get the text box properties tool bar to pop up and allow you to change the font.

6) After highlighting text, changing it to desired size, change to "Courier - New". This is monospace (like my dreams, which are monospace but the sound is in stereo).

7) Hit ctrl - s to save the document and remove the focus from the text box.

8) Right click the text box and select "make default". Now you're good to go! You have to do this for textbox and pullout boxes separately.


References here.

Snakes of the Future

I want to see a robo snake and a real snake face off in a death match.

I (heart) Russian GMAIL

Change you can Xerox.

If the string of events in the video are true, well done.

Need list

I hope they can implement this into a cellphone someday, and then maybe I'll get to class on time...

Although, I am really good at math when groggy. I need it to be SAT Verbal questions.

Or a picture of my mom, naked, with the yes/no question being: "Will you ever forget this?"

Please feel my cans.

Apparently the formula for Dr. Pepper is not old, so is its education.

Oh, don't mind me. I'm just hurt fillings from time-to-time and try to feel the void that is empty inside of me.

Yeah, I'm a taunter.

Dr. Pepper - sugar-energy for the wary, weary WWII woman worker.

Moustaches Redux

My friend made a gross out chart.

I feel the bushiness of my eyebrows and moustache were equivalent.

I put me at a nine.

Which is one short of the grossest.

Tetris

going digital

In honor of the honorable, I am trying to go digital.

And to do so, I'd like to eliminate white backgrounds and black font, to reduce the eye strain.

I found how to do so for PDFs at Yahoo! Answers

MySpace is dying.

Praise Jesus!

Now if only FaceBook would follow suit and just die.

Recognition that's not mine.

If you know what FMHS stands for, then you'll recognize two faces on this page:

CLICK HERE.

However, only one of them has been inside FMHS.

My mother lied to me. She didn't "s#(t the sheets" in 1981- she crapped out my twin.

Public Privacy

It is a touchy issue.

The article.

The video:

The Awesomest WEB stuff ever. I promise.

eaumaison pointed me to these.

From a group called FatalFarms.

Lasagna Cat.

My favorite of the above.

http://www.fatalfarm.com/tvthemes.html

My favorite of the above.







-ft

Moustache Round up

So, I shaved the beard, and to see how it would fare, sported a moustache for the last few days. The following has been my burden:

1) Being confused with a Chicago cop.
2) Being called "Lester the Molester."
3) Being called "Li'l Dave" (a crack by my father relating me to Li'l Bush and my uncle Dave)
4) Having it called a "molestache"
5) My niece punching me in the nuts.
6) Being confused with "the guy from There Will Be Blood."
7) Being confused with "the guy from No Country for Old Men."
8) Being confused with "the guy from Charlie Wilson's War."
9) Being confused with "the guy from The Ford Commercial" (Formula One Frank)
10) Being confused with my father, circa 1986.

Kellogg's just hired this cat.

My hydration plan

Over Christmas break, I want to get super hydrated. I used to be the king of hydration, lugging a gallon jug of water all over Hippie University's campus.

Now, it is nothing but Coke Zero and Cafe Americanos.

But, alas, the @$$holes at Gatorade don't think I'm an athlete.

225 lbs?

I'll get Big Baby on their case. Or Ogden.

Christmas Shopping

Don't worry, Zip. I gotcha something this year.

She grew up tall, and she grew up right, with them Indiana boys on them Indiana nights.

A website. A memory.

http://www.hellboobs.com/

This is even better than when BJ Russell, in Mr. Thomas' Algebra class, turned around and showed me "L00SE" on his calculator and asked, "Is this what your mom is?"

And, I, not understanding the ways of the world yet, replied in the affirmative.

Horse collars, punters, and returners! Oh my!

I miss football so freakin' much!

Tampa Bay has gotten its first kick return for a touchdown - ever. Devin Hester reportedly sent Michael Spurlock this note:

"Dear Spurlocker,

I wish I could have had the Bears' first. OH well. I"ll just settle for having their most.

And I slept with your wife.

Love,
Anytime"

Confidence, and the substance to back it up, is what makes Hester better than Sauerbrun, who, keeps falling down when trying to tackle pure speed.


Oh, and the horse-collar tackle rocks! I wish I had grip strength like Williams.

[insert masturbation joke ]

-unfinished terrific

Ugliness.

Daniel Day Lewis - admire his work, not his clothes. [Thanks eaumaison].

Big Baby (of the Celtics) really looks like a huge baby. I wish I could get paid 425K in one year and look like a retard. For the record, I'm only getting paid 16K while looking like a retard.

Plus, here's the issue: when I say Big Baby, I need my audience to immediately conjure up the image of this Big Baby who destroyed the Broncos in their most recent match up, getting 2.5 sacks and an interception returned for a touchdown (with the meanest stiff-arm I've ever seen). He did more in that game than Marques Harris and Andrew Walter have done their whole careers combined!

And he weighs more than them combined as well!

Is this a coincidence?

Get me a pizza, get me greatness!

-fat tangerine